Dash my wandering, pot-laden brain! Dash the survey! Dash it all!
If I were a month, I would be: September
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 2 p.m.
If I were a planet, I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal, I would be: WHALE SHARK!
If I were a direction, I would be: South
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: folding chair
If I were a sin, I would be: Sloth!
If I were a historical figure I would be: Jeeeeesus.
If I were a liquid, I would be: jasmine tea, with sugar and LSD
If I were a stone, I would be: volcanic
If I were a tree, I would be: Mangrove
If I were a bird, I would be: kite
If I were a tool, I would be: electric
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: snapdragon
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: warm and cloudy
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Kitsune
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: upright bass
If I were an animal, I would be: squirrel
If I were a colour, I would be: orange
If I were an emotion, I would be: Anticipation
If I were a vegetable, I would be: lettuce
If I were a sound, I would be: a jaunty whistle
If I were an element, I would be: wood
If I were a car, I would be: El Camino
If I were a song, I would be: Pure Morning
If I were a movie, I would be: Donnie Darko
If I were a book, I would be written by: William S. Burroughs
If I were a food, I would be: pear pie
If I were a place, I would be: across the valley
If I were a taste, I would be: saltwater taffy
If I were a scent, I would be: sandalwood
If I were a religion, I would be: Taoism
If I were a word, I would be: indeed
If I were a body part, I would be: foot
If I were a facial expression, I would be: sneer
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Clear Minds 108
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Private Public
If I were a shape, I would be: spade
If I were a number, I would be: 8
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: bandanna
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: silver earring
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: everyone loves bolo ties....
- Mood:
Sarcastic - Listening to: Digable Planets
- Reading: Naked Lunch
- Eating: combos
- Drinking: Dew